(This post was timed to last night, but apparently did not work)
Conversation between me and Nicolin, about me falling asleep this morning:
I – Am I getting old or not? Can't even get up and take the 8-bus!
Nico – You usually get up very early when you are old, right?
I - Yes, that's right you can now become known as a Lord of the Rings.
Nicolin - You are simply in puberty.
I – I actually have the world's biggest pimple on my chin, so there may be something in it. What a pleasure to hear!
Then everything is as it should be!
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